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September, 2008

SexTapes: Medicine Man

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Blinded by the Old Man ways
Kicking out to greet the haze
If he finds out, there’s nothing said
Accept HayaH, Accept HayaH

Make her feel her heart break
Make her feel the locks shake
Make her feel it, making me feel

Make her insane Will you make me, not gonna take it
not gonna fake it, right from the start

Holy man, let’s spin my game
Kicking out to guess your name
If you find out, Im done for sure
well is it HayaH? is it Hayah?

Make her feel her heart break
Make her feel the locks shake
Make her feel it, making her right from the start

Make her insane Can you take me right from the start?
taste me right from the start?

Make her feel her heart break
Make her feel the locks shake
Make her feel it, making me feel

Make her insane Can you make her, make her feel it, make her feel it,
any day now

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SexTapes: External Thought Processes

Monday, September 29th, 2008

EXTERNALIZE ALL THOUGHT PROCESSES
UNTIL YOU WALK INTO THIS ROOM UNRENOUNCED
THEN YOU TOO CAN SHED IT’S LIES
AND BREATH THE WALL CARVED LAYOUT
AND THEN FROM THE SUN BREAKS OPEN THIS FACE

AND THE WAY THAT YOU MAKE
WATER INTO WINE
TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR MESSIAH IAH IAH

AND THE MOVE THAT YOU MADE
WAKING UP THE LIE
KEEPING EVERYONE HALF ALIVE IVE IVE

BEFALLS QUOTING THE OBELISK
THE SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

BEFALLS QUOTING DIABLOS
YOUR SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

SEE THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL
THE MOON WILL MAKE IT RIGHT
SEEMS TO THINK IT FEELS ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

SUSPICION IS THE ALBATROSS
OF COLD CALCULATING HANDS
COLD CALCULATING HANDS

BEFALLS QUOTING THE OBELISK
THE SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

BEFALLS QUOTING DIABLOS
YOUR SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

AND THE MOVES THAT YOU MAKE
WAKE ME ALL DAY
TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR WIERD DREAMS DREAMS DREAMS

SUSPICION IS THE ALBATROSS
OF COLD CALCULATING HANDS
COLD CALCULATING HANDS

BEFALLS QUOTING THE OBELISK
YOUR SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

BEFALLS QUOTING DIABLOS
YOUR SCENE HAS DRIVEN US DOWN

lyrics-cpitman

Sextapes: Paranoid Freak

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Someone’s trying to hunt me down
They’ve gotta gun and I can be found
Under the sink by the bathroom door

They live across the street
They bought a house number 53
And the cars have’nt moved for days on end
aah but anyway

MAN YOUR JUST AAH.. YOUR JUST A PARANOID FREAK
NO ONES OUT TO GET YOU.. NO ONE FLIPPIN CARES
AH……MAN YOUR JUST A YOUR JUST A PARANOID FREAK

FEELING SLEAZY BITTER END
IM TRYING TO MAKE IT HOME AGAIN
AS I BREAK THE LOCKS TO THE EMPTY SHED

FEEL THE LABOR OF YOUR BREATH
AS YOU WALK DOWN THIS TINY EDGE
AND YOUR SHADOW CRAWLS TO YOUR EMPTY BED
AAH.. BUT ANYWAY

MAN.. YOUR.. JUST A..
JUST A PARANOID FREAK
NO ONES OUT TO GET YOU MAN
NO ONE FARGING CARES

I MEAN…. YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT DUDE
YOUR JUST AN IDIOT.. AND YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
YOU DRINK YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION
AND YOUR A FLIPPING DUNCE

SOMEBODYS GONNA HUNT ME DOWN
THEYVE GOTTA GUN AND I CAN BE FOUND

IM HIDING IN THE BACK OF THE SHED

SOMEBODY’S GONNA TRACK ME DOWN

OH…. IM JUST A PARANOID FREAK

SexTapes: Get Me Down

Monday, September 29th, 2008

TO KEEP THE WORD
GET ME DOWN

GO ON DOWN TO THE FROZEN STREET
WHERE THE RUINS CONGREGATE AND MEET
OH…MAKING OUT WITH THE MONEY CRAZE
WHILE THE FAMILY MAKES A MASS MISTAKE
IVE FALLEN BACK - ANTI DEPRESSANT
ALL IN STRIDE JUST TO KEEP HIS WORK

YOU KNOW WHERE I STAND
GOT NO LEGS TO HOLD ON
BALL N CHAIN TO KEEP THE WORK

ASSEMBLING MASS PRODUCTION
AND THE CRUEL SONS WILL BEG FOR YOU
AND THE WORDS THEY SAID WERE SO OFFENSIVE
AND THE RUMORS WE TOLD JUST TO KEEP YOU DOWN

AND ITS A ‘CRAWLING MAN’
FIRST ONE OUT TO MAKE THE JUMP
YOUR COMING CLOSE, DON’T HIDE AWAY

TO KEEP THE WORD
GET ME DOWN

NO ONE STANDS LIKE BEFORE WE MEET
AND THE RUMOR COMPLICATES THE SUN
OH…MAKING OUT WITH THE MONEY CRAZE
ALL THE FAMILY MAKES THE MASTER RACE
BALL AND CHAIN

DISMEMBERING MASSIVE PEOPLE
AND THE RULE IS WE HAVE TO STAND BEFORE

AND THE RAGING FAT FUCKERS
AND YOUVE NEVER LEARNED LIKE THIS BEFORE

AND YOU LEAVE ME DOWN IN THERE
I SEE THE ‘CRAWLING MAN’
FIRST ONE OUT TO MAKE ME JUMP
YOUR GETTING CLOSE
PLEASE STAND AWAY

GET ME DOWN

GET ME DOWN
THATS THE WORLD THAT YOU WANT
JUST TO COMPLICATE

GET ME DOWN

THATS THE WORLD THAT YOU WANT
JUST TO COMPLICATE

lyrics-cpitman

Sextapes: Crawlspace

Monday, September 29th, 2008

OH.. YOUR SERIOUS
SINCE 1992
WHAT PLAYS INSIDE OF YOU

I LIKE TO BE HERE
UNDER THE GROUND
LAUGHING MY FACE OFF
STIRRING UNDERGROUND
I THINK IM IN LOVE
BUT SO UNDEFINED

CRAWLING TO SAFE DISTANCE
IS YOUR EMPTY LIFE ORIGINAL
DO YOU FEEL I’VE LEARNED TO CROSS MY LOVERS
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A PANTOMIME

DOWN IN THE CRAWLSPACE
I’LL BRING YOU
COMING DOWN IN THE CRAWLSPACE
DOWN IN THE DARK COLD CELLAR
YOUR LIVING IN CRAWL SPACE AGAIN

AGAIN I DIG YOU UP
FROM THE OTHERS IN THIS PLACE
BURY YOU THIS WAY
TO KEEP YET ANOTHER
CRAWLING WAY DOWN
TO REACH YOUR INTERCEPTION
STAY WITH ME NOW LOVE
DRESSED IN OILED RAGS AGAIN

OOH AAH.. CRAWLING OUT

TO BE ADMIRED AND FULL ATTENTION

AND IM CRAWLING WITH YOU IN MY MIND
EXTREMELY TRULY DEVINE
THRU TRAP DOOR, DOWN BELOW
UNDERNEATH THE CARPET
CAUSE YOUR MINE

A WORD OF CAUTION:
THEY BAIT ME
FOR ALL THE BITTER LIES
IM CRAWLING BACKWARDS
TRYING TO GET OUT
I CAN’T GET OUT!
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH THE TINY SHAFT LIGHT

‘ I AM ONLY FOR YOU’
‘ WILL ALWAYS OUTLIVE YOU’
‘ I LONG TO SEE YOU’
‘ IN PAIN’
FEEL OUR HANDS PULL YOU BACK IN
TO THE CRAWLSPACE YOU BUILT
YOUR A SICK LONELY PERSON
WITH LOVE LOSTS.. AND DOWN
DOWN SO LOW

AND YOU PREACH IMPOSSIBLE X3

YOUR BRINGING ME DOWN TO THE CRAWLSPACE AGAIN

lyrics - cpitman

Sextapes: ASRAD

Monday, September 29th, 2008

CALLING ME SO STRANGE
YOUR LOOKING ALL COKED OUT
NOTHING BEATS THIS DEVICE
YOUR A LUCKY MAN
I DON’T NEED NOTHING MORE THAN
YOUR CLAW DIGGING MY SORE
AAAH..
IM NOT ALLOWED IN BARS NO

WALKING ON THE LINE MISSING ALL THE TIME
DONT YOU WANT TO GO DONT YOU HATE WHEN THEIR SHOUTING YOUR NAME
IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW CAN YOU KEEP IT ON THE GO
GOTTA GO GOTTA GO

ASRAD BEATS THEM
YEAH HE BEATS THEM

COOL COLLECTIVE EYES.. OFF TO VEGAS RUSH
COOL CORRECTING MINDS.. SOFTENING THEIR TOUCH

ooohh HE’S YOUR ENEMY

BLOND HAIR SMOKING THE TRASH GOTTA TRY N FUCK IT UP
GONNA GET YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE
AND REALLY LIKING WHAT THEY SELL YOU ANYWAYS

ASRAD BEATS THEM.. AND HE BEATS THEM

COOL COLLECTIVE EYES.. OFF TO VEGAS RUSH
COOL CORRECTING MINDS.. SOFTENING THEIR TOUCH

ooooohhh HE’S YOUR ENEMY

I SEE NOTHING MORE THAN
COOL ICEY VEINS
SMILING THOUGH HER HAIR ANYWAY
AAH.. CALLING ME SO STRANGE
YOUR LOOKING ALL COKED OUT
NOTHING BEATS THE DEVICE .. ANYWAYS

ASRAD BEATS THEM
YEAH HE BEATS THEM
ASRAD BEATS THEM
OH HE BEATS THEM
ASRAD BEATS THEM
YEAH HE BEATS THEM

Lyrics - cpitman

SexTapes: Worklords

Monday, September 29th, 2008

CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO
COUSIN CALLING ME THROWING OUTWARDS
MOTION LED BY YOU OVER NIGHTLY
CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO

CAN’T BELEIVE YOUR TALKING BACK TO THE WORK LORD
THAT GREAT DECEIVER

I KNOW THIS WON’T DISTRACT ME TRYING TO GET YOU
ON THE RAGE OF FEEDBACK
OPEN CLOCK DOOR

CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO
COUSIN CALLING ME THROWING OUTWARDS
MOTION LED BY YOU OVER NIGHTLY
CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO

I CAN’T BELEIVE YOUR TALKING TO THE WORK LORD
THAT TRUE DECEIVER
UNDERNEATH THAT DOOR

GET YOUR VECTORS WORKED OUT
OR THEY’LL GET YOU
TWO DEMENTED REJECTS
TWO DEMENTED WHORES

CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO
COUSIN CALLING ME THROWING OUTWARDS
MOTION LED BY YOU OVER NIGHTLY
CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO

CAN’T DEFEAT IT
WORK DOES SUCK
LEAVING DEAD GENERATIONS
BY THE CLOCK DOOR

AND THE WEAK DON’T REMEMBER
HOW THEY GOT
BY THE DOOR

CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO
COUSIN CALLING ME THROWING OUTWARDS
MOTION LED BY YOU OVER NIGHTLY
CARES BY THE WONDERERS TWO

CAN’T DEFEAT IT
WORK DOES SUCK
LEAVING DEAD GENERATIONS
BY THE CLOCK DOOR

OH!

lyrics-cpitman

SexTapes: Nothing Inside

Monday, September 29th, 2008

ONCE WAS IN A MILLION MINDS FAR AWAY
ONCE I HAD TO KEEP YOUR MIND SO AFRAID
SO AFRAID

WELL A BLAST FROM THE PAST
WHICH EVERYONE FAKED
YOUR LIVING OUTSIDE
RECALLING ME WITH MEMORY CELL
YOU REALLY CAN’T HIDE

THERE’S NOTHING INSIDE
THERE’S NOTHING INSIDE

WELL A BLAST FROM THE PAST WHICH EVERYONE FAKED
THERE’S NOTHING INSIDE

YOU REALLY GOTTA RUN
CAN’T FALL DOWN
REGARDING AWAY
DISSOLVING ME IN YOUR MEMORY CELL
THERE’S NO PLACE TO HIDE

ONCE I’M EMBODIED
ONCE I’M EMBODIED

THERE’S NOTHING INSIDE

lyrics-cpitman

Zaum: The Apparatus

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Lyrics by CP 1994

You, yes you have been chosen to face this new invention of
modern structures, this huge machine works all by itself
its called The Apparatus

Im going to describe it first, before I set it in motion
Its built around three major parts:

The Wand
The Bed
The Glove

The Wand appears to do its work at 2000 revs a minute,
as it quivers, its points pierce the skin of the head
and drives its way deep into your …..

The exquisite of tortures comes to pass after the sixth hour
Enlightenment proceeds the pain, trancends the condemned man

The Bed is shaped like a body formed in steel
The Glove is fitted comfortably around your neck
attached to it is a felt gag, to place in your mouth to conceal
the petty cries against yourself

voice: If only all Rome had just one neck

Now, can you appreciate the work accomplished by The Wand? and
Now, can you appreciate the whole Apparatus?

Well can ya?